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GRH3 Run # 232 The Holidazzzze "Santa Hat & Jingle Bell Hash"


Dashing thru the Snow

Sunday, December 13th at 2pm East Grand Rapids Middle School
On-In Location: parking lot

OnOnOn Location: TBA

Di-Erections: East GR Middle School address: 2425 Lake Drive (corner of Lake Shore Drive) parking lot is on the North East corner. 2.More directions to be added (Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435)

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail:

Hare(s) - Hot Lips

Hashers - NAGN, Just Ben

Virgins - Autumn, Chris, Troy, and Matt



Tail of the Trail:

I can't believe it.... Four virgins brought to the hash by NAGN. YAY NAGN you go!!!!! Great turn-out for the hash today in the sunshine of a winter day. more notes to come....

GRH3 Run # 231 Deer Hunters Hash "Yikes Don't Shoot?"


Wear orange or else?

Sunday, November 22 at 2:00pm

Hare: NAGN

Start Location: Vitales Sports Lounge (parking lot) at 3868 West River Drive, Comstock Park
On-In Location: parking lot

OnOnOn Location: Creston VFW Hall "Monroe NE"

Di-Erections: 1.Just off 131 "West River Drive Exit" (just click on the link above for a visual map)

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail:

Hare(s) - NAGN & Just Ben

Hasher - Hot Lips

Virgin - Just Ben

Visitor - SOS "Panama City H3, Florida" - GM

Tail of the Trail:


GRH3 Run # 230 Hashing in the Cold Sunshine, Yikes!


Schnapps anyone?

Sunday, October 11 at 2:30pm

Hare: TBD

Start Location: Riverside Park-Northern most entrance (between 3 Mile and N. Park Street) - across from the Veteran's Hospital/Facility
On-In Location: parking lot

OnOnOn Location: Logans Alley (916 Michigan St NE between College and Fuller)

Di-Erections: 1. 2.TBA (Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435)

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes: T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (special price of both for $12.00). Also, On-On Foot stickers available for $1.50 each.

Tail of the Trail:



Hashers - Hot Lips

Virgins - Chad and Tim from Grand Rapids

Animals: Rabbits, Squirrels, Chipmunks, Mice, Ducks, etc.

Tail of the Trail:


GRH3 Run # 229 NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY HASH - ARGHHHH ME MATIE(WEEKEND)!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html


Wear your Pirate Gear and practice your verbage Argggggggh

DATE CHANGE: Sunday/September 20 at 4:00pm

Hare: TBA

Start Location: Logan's Alley - 916 Michigan Street NE, Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (616-458-1612)



On-In Location: Parking Lot Theee Deck of the Tavern

OnOnOn Location:

Di-Erections: 1. From the Kalamazoo area take the ramp on US-131 North – once in Grand Rapids take exit 86A for I-196/GR Ford Freeway toward Lansing – merge onto I-196 East – take exit 78 for College Avenue – turn right at College Avenue NE (signs for Hillside) – take the 1st left onto Michigan Street NE – Logan’s Alley is on the right/South side – turn into the parking lot and look for hashers

2. From the Lansing area take I-196 West (signs for downtown Grand Rapids / I-196/Holland/ GR Ford Freeway) – take exit 79 for Fuller Avenue – turn left at Fuller Avenue NE – take the 3rd right onto Michigan Street NE - Logan’s Alley is on the left/South side – turn into the parking lot and look for hashers

3. Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes: T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (special price of both for $12.00). Also, On-On Foot stickers available for $1.50 each.

Tail of the Trail:

Hares - Captain Hare with The Goodship Lollipop

Hashers - Hot Lips

Visitors - Tay School Drop Out, Can't Always Come, Penny Ride, Horny Pork Puller, Smokin' Beehind "All from the Greater Lansing H3"

Total: 6 that is SIX or/and a ghost of a hare

Tail of the Trail: Arggggghhhh me maties welcome to the tail of the Good ship Lollipop Hashing Event. I do have to say being Captain Hot Lips does have responsibilities at times like providing a treasure chest of gold dublins, pirate wear and such. These where confiscated at a earlier time during the exscapades of capturing non-pirates treasures. Argggghhhh, it be all ours now!

As we all gathered and drank our pirate drinks we decided to do a bit of calastenics by way of Father Abraham and his many sons... A yes me maties this was the first time the Greater Lansing Hash followers had participated in such a thing. Yes, there will be more I am sure. Ok, ok, we headed out looking for loot of beer and such as we where continiously thirsty for this particular day. Hmmmmmm, on and on we ran crossing roads, going through shiggy as was to be seen, down alleys, and railroad tracks....

I'be got to tell ye that the loot at the first Beer Check was going down mighty quickly by all of us scoundrels. Ahhh it be the Elbow Room that held our fantsy for the moment. Out we went before we had to walk the plank for causing a sterr of noisyness inside the shacked place we had looted.

Shivvery me timbers was yelled as we headed back out to see/sea out into the open air/waters of the NE side of town. A hoot and a hollar where heard as we found another place to loot called the American Legion. Brews came quickly and disappeared just as such. Couldn't beet looting the place for $3.50 a pitcher of good cerbeza. As we headed out with full bellies from our loot several of us decided to dance a pirate jig and depants ourselves so that this was seen on the camera located inside. Hoots of joy and laughter where heard as we skidadled out of there as quickly as we had arrived haaaa haaa haaa!

Tis a fine day when things like this happen for a good pirate memory or two. Us all skiddladled back to the on-in at Logan's Alley for more looting of all we could handle. Here are the misdimeanors and accusations of our glorius day:

Trail - too much floor lost , not enough railroad tracks, vidio mooning at American Legion (Gay School, Penny Ride, Can't Always Come and Hot Lips), not enough GRH3 hashers and never enough Greater Lansing H3

Pirate Hare - Hot Lips confessed to this

FRB - Penny Ride on Ice and she like it

DFL - Can't Always Come and he was stuck on the ice

Whining - Smokin' Beehind

Initiator of Mooning at the American Legion - Gay School Drop Out

No Hash Attire - Horny Pork Puller

After all was said and done we departed off the good ship Lollipop and headed out. The Ice was left behind as we had all felt it on our behinds - youchhhhh arghhhhhh Shivver me timbers that was cold!


GRH3 Run # 228 Bicycle Bash Hash"


Bring your road bikes for a evening ride

Monday, July 27th 6:00pm

Hare: TBD

Start Location: Founders Brewery (235 Grandville Ave SW-Grand Rapids, MI 49503-4037 616-776-1195)

On-In Location: Founders Brewery for the Monday Night Special "$2.00 pints of beer"

OnOnOn Location:

Di-Erections: 1. We are meeting downtown Grand Rapids at Founders Brewery. Taking 131 South to Market exit - cross over Monroe/Market with a slight jag this will turn into Cherry Street - turn right on Grandville Avenue and Founders Brewery is on the right side of the road. As for prelubing I will be carrying beer in my backpack for those who require the thirst of lubing on trail. 2.TBA (Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435)

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes: T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (special price of both for $12.00). Also, On-On Foot stickers available for $1.50 each.

Tail of the Trail:

Hares - British Secred Hare and Jenny the Hedge Hog "found at Millenium Park = Beer Check



Hashers - Hot Lips

Visitors - Smokin' Beehind, Horny Pork Puller, and Penny Ride "Greater Lansing H3"

Transplant - Sperm Crawler "Co-GM Colorado Inter America's Hash"

Total: Five

Tail of the Trail: I have to say this event was really cool! More details to arriver shortly in accords to the writer.


GRH3 Run # 227 Bicycle Hash "First Ever in Grand Rapids"


Riverside Park to Rockford (Midway Stop: Corner Bar-for hotdogs and/or a brew(?)) then back to Riverside Park

Monday, July 13 at 6:00pm

Hare: TBD

Start Location: Riverside Park-North Entrance (across from the Veterans Hospital) A to A Hash

On-In Location: TBD

OnOnOn Location:

Di-Erections: 1. TBA (Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435)

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes: T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (special price of both for $12.00). Also, On-On Foot stickers available for $1.50 each.

Tail of the Trail:

Hare -

Co-hares - Momma, Daddy and two babies on trail

Hashers - Hot Lips, Cum Guzzling Bastard, Cumz from Behind

Returner - Just Mike

Visitors - Ho White and the 7" Dwarf, Woody "all the way from San Antonio, Texas"

Virgin - Just Joe "friend of CGB and CFB"

Total:Seven plus 4 hares



Tail of the Trail: How crazy is this? Grand Rapids having a bike bash? Sound great to me!!! A decent turnout was seen at Riverside Park as we prepared with lubing of brew. Our two visitors shared a extra bike brought thoughtfully by Cum Guzzling Bastard and Cumz from Behind. Introductions where made and we headed out with BN brews in the hash bag. Our first BN was in Belmont at the party store "burr ones there"! Continuation of the trail 10 miles later or less then a 10k found us at the Corner Bar in Rockford. Just Mike had arrived early and ordered nachos and brew. Thirsty and hungry we where. Those of us just arriving ordered foods like the specialty of the house "hot dogs" and brews. After consuming and using technology we connected with the visitors "Ho White and Woody". They wanted this really good dark beer which was placed in my water bottle. They had already made it to the BN and where heading back to the on-in biking and running.

more to cuummmmmmm

GRH3 Run # 226 Happiness is Summer Hashing




Monday, June 1st at 7:00pm

Hare: Hotlips

Start Location: 1121 Sweet Street NE-Grand Rapids, MI 49505

On-In Location: Backyard

OnOnOn Location:

Di-Erections: From I-96 East toward Grand Rapids take Fuller Avenue exit #79 turn left/North onto Fuller - pass Leonard Street (light), third street on the left/West side is Sweet Street. Look for a place to park near Sweet and Herrick. Look for the GRH3 Hashers - you know who we are..

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 despite Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s claims of "exhaustion". Yeah, right!!!!! "Beer and light snacks - ordering pizza for hungriness

Notes: T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (special price of both for $12.00). Also, On-On Foot stickers available for $1.50 each.

Tail of the Trail:

Hare - Hot Lips

Co-hares - Kitty Litter and Shine My Knob

Hashers - Jackedoff

Transplant - Snack Wife from Pocatelo H3, Idaho

Visitor - Kitty Litter from Tampa Bay H3, Florida

Non-runner - Little Red Whining Hood

Total: Six (6)

You got it another haaaash in the Grand Rapids area. Yes, we are still up and running/hashing and socialiting! We had a dead hash set with Hot Lips, Kitty Litter and Shine My Knob and it was greatly done with much rejoicing! What can I say other then thank you for my wonderful co-hares for a shitty trail well done.

According to the tails from all that participated in this hash event there was not enough beverages of substance even though there where 2 BN's. Who is complaining here? Ahh yes it was Snack Wife - welcome to the GRH3. Jackedoff complained of new hash marks set by Kitty Litter such as: BC5 (back check 5), BVC (Be Very Careful), Titty Check (Circle with splotch of flour in the middle) - you wanker you. Jackedoff sat on the ice and complained of having his balls being turned blue and was wondering if anyone wanted to view but no one accepted the invite. Would you? Hot Lips (myself) was given many down-downs for technology on trail or in the circle as Cum Guzzline Bastard wanted to socialize on the cell phone instead of hashing. Also, wearing a hat during a religious event dang it - caught again. Snack Wife looked like Scotty Hamel (iceskater) as she slid through the shiggy water on the boardwalk - whoooopssss. Oh yes I have to say that I - Hot Lips claimed to be detail orientated with ADHD - where's my meds hashers? You know that Little Red Whining Hood of course didn't run but showed up directly from work with nice attire (high maintenance if you ask me), she wined until I gave here a bottle of vino or twoish! What a wankerrrrrrr!!!!!! Kudos had been given to Snack Wife as she did a stunt cunt(proxy) for Little Red Whining Hood. Which consisted of remaining on the frozen tundra of iciness with her bare behind. Of the many songs that were sung I and Kitty Litter believe that Donny The Retard was the most favorable (sung to Snack Wife).

We love you all of you - please come back for more abuse.

(Donny the retard with a 8lb mellon head - 5' tall said to me ''''''blahahhh blahhhhh blllaaaaahhhh - down down down dowwn")